part 2 of my nonsense

"whats your name girl?"

" gisele"

" your full name girl"

" gisele bundchen"

" du sprechen deutch?"

" Ja! Sprechen Sie Deutsch auch? "

" well no...i dont speak german. lets carry on. "

" oh. alrite then."

" now bund, may i call u bund? select a crayon from the box and begin colouring this picture "

*she takes a crayon, an orange one, and begins to colour. she takes another crayon, another colour and colours more*

" nonono! this is all wrong! stop!"

" why is it wrong?"

" you're mixing them colours! you're supposed to colour each part of the picture separately! "

" i think it looks nice what...see the two colours merge to form new shades! "

" what are u talking about...thats a smudge u just created...colour it properly from now on ok....nono dont erase it, just leave it. if u erase that..thing, the smudge will just grow larger... "

" oh. ok."

" colour the different parts separately, it makes it easier for us to see the whole picture more clearly alright?"

" ok. "

" um sir?"

" yes what is it now? "

" about that smudge.."

" i said leave it there...theres nothing u can do about it now.."

" no sir...its just that...u made me feel rather like a smudge too...like an imperfection in your eyes that cannot be redeemed.."

" oh. OH. (oh no)... i see...well waddaya know times up! dont worry about it all these colours fade with time haha! see u next week same time ok? "

...

thought about this in the shower today. hehe

josh

crayons for joo?

" So heres a box of crayons. pick and choose a colour that describes you best"

" um...i dunno...how about the brightest one? the brightest crayon in the box for me? that's me i think....."

" why not the dull coloured ones? isnt your character is more like that?"

...


myself....i'd rather not choose any colour. must think outside the (crayoned) box!

psychoanalyse THAT freud!! muahahaha

josh

Locked out of God's Presence

ok lah not tt jialat...

went late for service todae....kena locked out of my own church (FCBC)...how sad is tt.....so went for a neighbouring service...none other than the hip happeningz cool awesome "with it" church CITY HARVEST haha

not bad lah the service..

for mothers day they gave a free book and a rose! i didnt even buy MY mum a rose (although i did spend alot more on a meal heh)

FCBC didnt give anything!

oh btw im the IPHO student liason officer for ISRAEL!! how cool is that....

just hope they dun get blown up or anything whilst im with them....that'll be so tragic heh.....just kidding!! (the blowing up, not the tragic part)

God Bless
Joshua

Hem and Haw

hello and apologies for not updating...

this time i plead bo chapness, rather than work....cos theres NO WORK!! muahahaha.....see the excuse fits the occasion

this holidays (holidays!! wow!!) i have several things planned up

1) relief teaching at barker.... fun and lucrative and not shiong...what more can i ask?!
2) june escapade into the chi chi lands where ze francais, ze anglais und ze italianos reside.....yep europe! with my 2 sidekicks kevin and darryl.....kevin u better not be too cheapskate while we are there hor.
3) IPHO (international physics olympiad) held in july....basically ill be a (paid!!) tour guide to physics (geeks) for a week or so.....confirmed already...the event, not the presence of geeks.
4) Medicamp OGL!!! this one excites me most of all....cos its my final time being an ogl forevermore....and i intend to enjoy myself to the fullest hahaha

yep tts it....rather packed huh....ok forgettit.

what i really wanna say is that i need money to finance my trip! yep! donations and LOVE GIFTS are very very welcome (:
oh and pls post more on my msgboard pple to make it more lively k

till next time
joshua